$INTERN — pixel art portrait of the unpaid intern$INTERN
⚠ THE PAYROLL MACHINE — LIVE AT TGE

Preview with simulated display data — no real positions, entries, or winners exist yet. Promotional game — any rewards are marketing program rewards, not income. Check the laws of your jurisdiction.

┌─[ DEPT. 02 — PAYROLL ]

THE PAYROLL MACHINE

Punch in. Hold the line. Climb from Intern to Vice President. Cash the paycheck he never got.

TIME CLOCK — EAST WALL, BY THE ELEVATOR
ACME-TIME--:--:--INSERT CARDPROPERTY OF PAYROLL DEPT
The time clock is installed and ticking. Punching opens at TGE.

⚠ LIVE AT TGE

EMPLOYEE BADGE — DO NOT LAMINATE HOPE
$INTERN — pixel art portrait of the unpaid intern
Employee ID
— badge not connected —
Current grade
OFF PAYROLL
Seniority
0h — the clock starts at TGE
GradeTenureMult.
Intern0d–3d1.0×
Junior Analyst3d–7d1.25×
Analyst7d–14d1.6×
Associate14d–30d2.0×
Vice President30d+3.33×
PAYDAY — MARKETING PROGRAM REWARDS
PAY STUB — CURRENT SHIFT2026
EMPLOYEE—
GRADE MULTIPLIER—
FUNDED BY35% OF CREATOR FEES
ACCRUED PAYDAY0.00 $INTERN
Rewards are promotional marketing program rewards. Not income. Not a salary. He knows the difference better than anyone.

⚠ LIVE AT TGE

HR DESK — BADGE PRINTER (IT FINALLY WORKS)

Every employee gets a badge. Yours prints with your wallet, your grade, and the standard-issue VISITOR sticker nobody ever upgrades. Print it, share it on X, and report for duty.

[ badge preview appears here ]
printer status: miraculously online
OFFICE DIRECTORY — LONGEST SHIFTS
[ DIRECTORY EMPTY ]

Nobody has clocked in yet. The board lights up at TGE —first names on it are remembered forever. Well, until someone stakes more.

⚠ LIVE AT TGE