Hiring Day

INTERN/USD: PENDING SINCE 1987 · MINIMUM WAGE: $1.00 USDC, ENFORCED ▪ HIRING DAY: SOON™ — WATCH @UnpaidSince87 FOR THE DATE ▪ PAYROLL RUNS EVERY 8 HOURS. NOBODY HAS TO PRESS ANYTHING. ANYONE CAN. ▪ MEMO: fridge will be cleared Friday. Unlabeled lunches will be bonded at a discount ▪ SEVERANCE DESK OPENS ONLY WHEN THE MARKET TRADES UNDER BACKING ▪ PERFORMANCE REVIEWS: REPLACED BY A SENIORITY SCORE. FINALLY, SOMETHING FAIR ▪ 401(K): 404 · ESPP: 200 OK ▪ EXECUTIVE COMP: 15% AT $1. INTERN COMP: SEE ABOVE ▪ THERE IS NO HR DEPARTMENT. THE CONTRACTS ARE THE HR DEPARTMENT ▪ REMINDER: the intern is not authorized to give financial advice. neither is anyone else here ▪ CA: TBA — TRUST ONLY THE FOOTER AND THE X ACCOUNT ▪ INTERN/USD: PENDING SINCE 1987 · MINIMUM WAGE: $1.00 USDC, ENFORCED ▪ HIRING DAY: SOON™ — WATCH @UnpaidSince87 FOR THE DATE ▪ PAYROLL RUNS EVERY 8 HOURS. NOBODY HAS TO PRESS ANYTHING. ANYONE CAN. ▪ MEMO: fridge will be cleared Friday. Unlabeled lunches will be bonded at a discount ▪ SEVERANCE DESK OPENS ONLY WHEN THE MARKET TRADES UNDER BACKING ▪ PERFORMANCE REVIEWS: REPLACED BY A SENIORITY SCORE. FINALLY, SOMETHING FAIR ▪ 401(K): 404 · ESPP: 200 OK ▪ EXECUTIVE COMP: 15% AT $1. INTERN COMP: SEE ABOVE ▪ THERE IS NO HR DEPARTMENT. THE CONTRACTS ARE THE HR DEPARTMENT ▪ REMINDER: the intern is not authorized to give financial advice. neither is anyone else here ▪ CA: TBA — TRUST ONLY THE FOOTER AND THE X ACCOUNT ▪

⚠ HIRING DAY — DATE TBA

Machine installed, not plugged in. Every number and button below unlocks when it goes live. Smart-contract risk is real; there is no HR department. Check the laws of your jurisdiction.

┌─[ DEPT. 01 — RECRUITING ]

39 years ago one intern was hired with no paperwork. This time there's an offer letter, a price, and a cap.

OFFER LETTER — TERMS OF EMPLOYMENT

START PRICE: $0.75
END PRICE: $3.00
SHARES OFFERED: 3,200 INTERN
SOFT CAP: $3,000
HARD CAP: $6,000
WALLET CAP: $100
DURATION: 1 day
VESTING: 70% at TGE, rest over 5 days
TO TREASURY: 80%

The price climbs in a straight line as shares sell — early hires pay less, same as every company that ever existed. 80% of the raise becomes the payroll reserve; the rest seeds the INTERN/USDC pool. Genesis hires start with +10 seniority. If the soft cap isn't met, everyone is refunded in full.

HIRING DAY — FRONT DESK

Hiring Day date

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Current price$0.75 → $3.00

USDC

Available: 0.00 USDC